November 11th is veteran's day. This is said to be one of the most unappreciated holiday in existence. People who say this have obviously never ever heard of National Wear Your Underwear on the Outside Day. 
Can't fault them for thinking that though. Especially since I just made it up three months ago, and haven't yet gotten word from those lazy bums in Congress about making this whole shebang legal. If private nudity can get you inn trouble with the cops nowadays(previous post, can't be arsed to link to it myself), there's no telling what will happen to amateur super heroes.
Why is there no Slain Civilians Day? There should be a holiday dedicated to those innocent souls who perished because they were only guilty of just trying to live their lives, while their homeland was made into a warzone over some bullshit...
...It's just an idea...Happy Veterans day.
11/10/09
Holiday greets and whatnot.
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slain civilians...usually forgotten...thanks for helping me remember...
You are supposed to wear briefs under your pants???
Slain civilians, eh? Sounds like somebody doesn't like freedom...
@Brian Miller
This might not have been the best day to mention it, but still...Those deaths aren't reported on as much as they probably should be.
@otin
It's an unwritten rule. I'm currently gathering resources to start a movement that goes against the grain of said rule.
@UC-C
The voices in my head are laughing at your comment. Well, most of them are. Pedro and Luke X suspiciously quite at the moment for some reason.
You mean you don't wear your underwear on the outside EVERY day? I kinda thought you did.
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